What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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666

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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