Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Hi Adam,

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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