A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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