Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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LOL -LOL GUY

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YOLO

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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