1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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womens sports...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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