What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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hi

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thumbs up!

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Runescape.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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