How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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The economy.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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