A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Kony 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Wumbo

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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pedophile

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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