- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

2+2= 478

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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