- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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