What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Whats 9+10? 19

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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