Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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