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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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clamidia

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BUT HWY?

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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