Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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