A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A black person in the NHL

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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