A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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YOLO

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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