Netball.

minorities

Animal

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Womens Basketball.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

The joke below me is retarded

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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