knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

I like boys!!!!! CC

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The AIDS patient was gay

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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