Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Animal

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The joke below me is retarded

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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