Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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