what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Anti Joke

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