A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Chikin nuggets

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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your going to die

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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