If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Jesus

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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