What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

how do you make a joke act like yourself

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

69.9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...