What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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