- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A man walks around a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The Colts this year.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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