- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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