whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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