Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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