- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What rhymes with you? You.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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