make me a sandwich!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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