Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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