There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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someone called a frog a frog

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Women's Rights

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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