Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Religion

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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