- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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