How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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