- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Boom.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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