here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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a Jew had a small nose

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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my bubbles!

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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