How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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