Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What?

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poop.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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