- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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