Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

this site is funny.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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