hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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poop.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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