What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Dylan Eichas

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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hi hi strager danger

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Invisible Television.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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