A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Womens rights

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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LIKE THIS!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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