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  • hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i am homless, five dollars maybe?

  • Hey I just met you, and your a lady, there's the kitchen so sandwhich maybe

  • hey i just met you and this is crazy i have Alzheimers hey i just met you.

  • Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, I took some bath salts, your face looks tasty.

  • Hey, I just met you, and your tan is crazy. What race are you? Carrot, maybe?

  • Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

  • hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i cant ryme, potato

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy i wore no condom so here's your baby

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, delete my number, you crazy lady

  • [Darth Vader] Hey I just met you! and this is crazy! But im your father, so join me maybe!

  • hey i just met you and this is crazy, my name's kony and i robbed your baby!

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's 10 dollars, and blow me maybe?

  • Stalker: Hey, I just met you. Me: ... Stalker: And this is crazy. Me: -.- Stalker: I have your number... Me: O_O Stalker: I'll call you daily!

  • Hey I Just Met You, & This Is Silly, But If You Dont Want Kids You Better Wrap That Willy.

  • hey i just met you and this is crazy but the results are in and its ur baby

  • Hey I just met you,and you are crazy,delete my number,'cause you got rabies!

  • Hey! I just met you, and your hair's crazy, who's your stylist? A homeless lady?

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a zombie, and you look tasty.

  • hey i just farted and this is nasty, hey do you smell that, its beef and gravy ;)

  • hey i just met you and this is crazy i just jizzed, clean it maybe?

  • Hey i just met you and this is crazy theres the kitchen ... Sandwich mayby

  • Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, i got jizzed on by a paki and he gave me rabies!

  • Dumbledore to Harry's aunt: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your sisters died, and here's her baby.

  • Hey I Just Met You && You Look Crazy, What's Your Brand Of Makeup?? Crayola, Maybe??

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but heres my name, number, social security number, facebook, Twitter, myspace, room number, so stalk me baby.

  • Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, say you're my bofriend or I'll say you raped me.

  • hey i just met you, and this is crazy, suck my dick ill give you 20

  • Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but i love you lots, so call me baby!:P

  • (At some pre school) Hey I just met you, my names Sanduski, so please let me rape you maybe?

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I'm bored so text me, maybe ?

  • Hey I just meet you and this is crazy I pooped in the toliet flush it maybe

  • Hey I just met you and this is crazy, let's dirty dance like Parick Swayze

  • Hey I just met you and this is crazy but were related because you my daddy

  • Hey I just met you and your a lady she says here's a condom so lets get crazy!!!!! 69

  • To all mw3 fans out there : Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but you're a zombie, so infect me maybe ?

  • Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but lose my number, and keep my baby!

  • Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, your zip's undone, dick is peeking

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you forgot the condom, so here's your baby.

  • hey i just met you and this is crazy, i fingered you, wash it maybe?

  • Hey, I just met you, and this is cra- *headshot*

  • hey i just met you, and this is crazy im at mcdonalds, your fries look tasty

  • Hey i Just Raped you, and this is crazy , forget the condoms , and keep the baby

  • (Hagrid) Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. here is a cake. your a wizard harry

  • Hey I just met you, and I am crazy, so here's my info, so you can come and rape me.

  • Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, so here's the kitchen, a sanwhich maybe

  • Hey i just met you And this is crazy But here's my laundry So wash it maybe ?

  • Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, so heres a larma, so milk it daily

  • hey i just met you, and this is cray but i just made your baby!

  • Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but i love you lots, so call me baby!:P

  • Hey u just got here and u r lazy do heres my couch sit down maby

  • Hey I just left you, and this is crazy, your ass got locked up, so watch your asshole maybe!

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I have Herpes... so yeahh I'd get that checked out :/

  • Hey I just met you, And it may be crazy. But I honestly swear, A dingo ate my baby. SJN :)

  • Hey I just met you and this is crazy cuz now im pregnantabd its your baby

  • Hey i just met you and I'm over 80, do you want some candy, come with me maybe?

  • Hey I just meeted u and it was lovely take me clubbing and we can make a baby

  • Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBER.

  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, here´s the kitchen, a sandwich maybe?

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