Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

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