Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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