What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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???????????? WTF?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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am i invited to party? no

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