Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Arron Glass

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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