rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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???????????? WTF?

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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