how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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SNAPPLE!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Got milk? No.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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