whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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