What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what the hell happened to your face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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penis

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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someone called a frog a frog

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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