A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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