A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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