What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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