Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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FIRE!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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