- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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