Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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