- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Whats 9+10? 19

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock knock

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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