Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Swag.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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