- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

live or die you decide to late time to die

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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