Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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hrih

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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