Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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equality for women

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Wumbo

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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