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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Obama 2012

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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