What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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acuna

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You.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A fat man on a moped

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Runescape.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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The NBA lockout

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Miscarriages.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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