Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Christians

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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