Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Good to see you today!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Sarah Palin

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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