Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Jesus

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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womens sports...

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Wumbo

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Dick Chaney

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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