What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Religion

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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