Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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